...and it began with an idea

christianity: god hates fags

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 20:10:29 -0400

christianity: god hates fags
satanism: you'll be accepted no matter what.
christianity: you better worship us hardcore or you go to hell
satanism: rituals are good, indeed, but not necessary, you're not forced.
christianity: you better love everyone around you and god a lot
satanism: it's stupid to think you can love everyone, love is an important feeling and you can't give it away to the ones who don't deserve it.
christianity: respect others no matter what
satanism: respect the ones who respect you.
eeny, meeny, miny, moe...

jcstephan: “jesus christ, she’s so cool.” - says me and...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 20:09:35 -0400

jcstephan:

^{“jesus christ, she’s so cool.”}^{- says me and everyone else on earth.}

Finally the whole animation.

gremlinowl: totallyfubar: 90% of the ocean is undiscovered and you’re telling me mermaids dont...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 20:09:10 -0400

gremlinowl:

totallyfubar:

90% of the ocean is undiscovered and you’re telling me mermaids dont exist

this actually exists and you want a fucking mermaid?

Yes, I still want a mermaid.

sociapathy: luckydicekirby: sass-master-jack-frost: I have...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 20:08:51 -0400

sociapathy:

luckydicekirby:

sass-master-jack-frost:

I have never wanted to know why so bad in my entire life

i assume this is why

CLICK THAT LINK

softroot: Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 20:04:56 -0400

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its fuckin hilarious

katzmatt: oh man thats REALLY REALLY CLEVER

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 20:03:22 -0400

katzmatt:

oh man thats REALLY REALLY CLEVER

thedisreputabledog: realrobertpattinson: hey if you teach your parrot to say ‘parrot’ it’s...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 20:01:13 -0400

thedisreputabledog:

realrobertpattinson:

hey if you teach your parrot to say ‘parrot’ it’s probably as close as you’ll get to owning a pokemon

My brother tells a story about his roommate’s parrot, that everyone who came to the house would say “you’re a bird!” to it so the bird would repeat the phrase back, no big. Until one day my brother was alone in the house with it and heard it say, very quietly, “I’m a bird.” My brother almost dropped a plate.

redgaloshesforfeet: I never knew that seals could do this until...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 20:00:19 -0400

redgaloshesforfeet:

I never knew that seals could do this until this January AND IT FREAKS ME THE FUCK OUT

darrenpillowscriss: callmeselina: bac0nsexual: pornad0: princ...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:59:25 -0400

darrenpillowscriss:

callmeselina:

bac0nsexual:

pornad0:

prince16greg:

thisisanexparrot:

bronteloganwinchester:

pezevans:

compuhorse:

andrew-scoot:

simpusimpu:

Oh, I just realised the problem…

jesus FUCK

i want to hug whichever asshole wrote this question

How the fuck do you answer that.

You have officially won the troll olympics.

oh my gOD

lmaoooooo

lmfao

omfg

You answer by saying, “The first letter is Option C: the letter A.”

You must be fun at parties.

kibalous: Meanwhile in the Batcar… by: Kibalous.

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:12:05 -0400

kibalous:

Meanwhile in the Batcar…

by: Kibalous.

connorsrockinbooty: there is no friendship in mario kart

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:10:09 -0400

connorsrockinbooty:

there is no friendship in mario kart

the-stench-of-that-impala: I wish i lived with Tony Stark i bet he has a great internet connection

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:10:06 -0400

the-stench-of-that-impala:

I wish i lived with Tony Stark i bet he has a great internet connection

oakamatic: thestruttingdead: gardenburger: gardenburger: hey everyone, lets talk about how...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:08:30 -0400

oakamatic:

thestruttingdead:

gardenburger:

gardenburger:

hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.

no im not kidding we need to talk about this

#are you implying what i think you are

#chRISTOPHER COLUMBUS FUCKeDA LLAMA

kristenmastora7: gallium-knight: Here’s a test: I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:07:30 -0400

kristenmastora7:

gallium-knight:

Here’s a test:

I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.

I’m going to drop one. You chose which.

If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.

Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.

Because you’re aware there’s a difference.

Now admit it

woah.

secludedelations: liamdryden: thedailywhat: Twins Separated...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:04:51 -0400

secludedelations:

liamdryden:

thedailywhat:

Twins Separated at Birth Find Each Other via YouTube

After Anaïs Bordier, a French student living in London, saw American actress Samantha Futerman in aYouTube video, she noticed a striking resemblance to herself. She found one of Futerman’s personal vlogs about being adopted, leading Bordier to find the two girls had the same birthday. After sending Futerman a Facebook message, the two realized they might be long lost twin sisters. Through Twitter, Skype and Facebook messenger, the girls have been using social media to cactch up on the first 25 years of their lives. They have since launched a Kickstarter campaign to help fund a documentary about their first meeting, as well as a DNA test to confirm their relation.

This is actually incredible

I freaking love the Internet sometimes

THIS IS CRAZY

it is making me tear up in class send help omg

my-disney-mind: Amazing artwork

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:03:36 -0400

my-disney-mind:

Amazing artwork

caitlinashley: lucalunio: emifail: 3picwaffl3z: I thought it...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 12:15:43 -0400

caitlinashley:

lucalunio:

emifail:

3picwaffl3z:

I thought it was funny until I realized the cat doesn’t run away but it rolls away now it’s fucking hilarious

IT JUST ROLLS AWAY IM CRYING

OMG I’M SO DONE

The dog’s just like…… dafuq?

cyblix: slytherin-starkid-of-tardis: phinflynn: “Ah, Perry the platypus!” “What an unexpected...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 12:14:34 -0400

cyblix:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

This show is fucking brilliant.

C

I’ve heard a great deal about you, Fa Mulan.

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 12:07:27 -0400

I’ve heard a great deal about you, Fa Mulan.

Photo

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 09:44:49 -0400