- christianity: god hates fags
- satanism: you'll be accepted no matter what.
- christianity: you better worship us hardcore or you go to hell
- satanism: rituals are good, indeed, but not necessary, you're not forced.
- christianity: you better love everyone around you and god a lot
- satanism: it's stupid to think you can love everyone, love is an important feeling and you can't give it away to the ones who don't deserve it.
- christianity: respect others no matter what
- satanism: respect the ones who respect you.
- eeny, meeny, miny, moe...
“jesus christ, she’s so cool.” - says me and everyone else on earth.
Finally the whole animation.
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90% of the ocean is undiscovered and you’re telling me mermaids dont exist
this actually exists and you want a fucking mermaid?
Yes, I still want a mermaid.
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I have never wanted to know why so bad in my entire life
CLICK THAT LINK
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Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its fuckin hilarious
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hey if you teach your parrot to say ‘parrot’ it’s probably as close as you’ll get to owning a pokemon
My brother tells a story about his roommate’s parrot, that everyone who came to the house would say “you’re a bird!” to it so the bird would repeat the phrase back, no big. Until one day my brother was alone in the house with it and heard it say, very quietly, “I’m a bird.” My brother almost dropped a plate.
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I never knew that seals could do this until this January AND IT FREAKS ME THE FUCK OUT
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Oh, I just realised the problem…
jesus FUCK
i want to hug whichever asshole wrote this question
How the fuck do you answer that.
You have officially won the troll olympics.
oh my gOD
lmaoooooo
lmfao
omfg
You answer by saying, “The first letter is Option C: the letter A.”
You must be fun at parties.
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there is no friendship in mario kart
(Source: keepingitupwiththekenways, via a-damn-wizard)
I wish i lived with Tony Stark i bet he has a great internet connection
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hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.
no im not kidding we need to talk about this
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Here’s a test:
I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.
I’m going to drop one. You chose which.
If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.
Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.
Because you’re aware there’s a difference.
Now admit it
woah.
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Twins Separated at Birth Find Each Other via YouTube
After Anaïs Bordier, a French student living in London, saw American actress Samantha Futerman in aYouTube video, she noticed a striking resemblance to herself. She found one of Futerman’s personal vlogs about being adopted, leading Bordier to find the two girls had the same birthday. After sending Futerman a Facebook message, the two realized they might be long lost twin sisters. Through Twitter, Skype and Facebook messenger, the girls have been using social media to cactch up on the first 25 years of their lives. They have since launched a Kickstarter campaign to help fund a documentary about their first meeting, as well as a DNA test to confirm their relation.
This is actually incredible
I freaking love the Internet sometimes
THIS IS CRAZY
it is making me tear up in class send help omg
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